A great job would be someone who goes around Facebook or a social networking site just printing statuses off that say things like:
“I don’t care that i’m 12 and i’ve already had an abortion, just as long as my parents don’t find out”.
Then going to the person’s parent’s house and handing them the status saying “Your kid just got served”. Then stroll down the road whistling.
I think that’s my dream job, just to see the angry look on the mum’s face and the little kid bricking it. Damn I hate those shitbags.